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The Dating Pool

America is making choices.
RIGHT NOWHOT SHITThings are moving fast
  1. 🔥💩
    Mousse47 DATEs in the last 10 minutes
    HOT SHIT
  2. 02💩
    CinnamonaInterest is escalating
    HEATING UP
  3. 03💩
    Taco TuesdayNight shift surge
    STILL WARM
  4. 04💩
    PebblesSmall but accelerating
    WATCH

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Top Poopers

  1. 01
    Captain Colon4 poos in the pool · 2 Regional Heartthrobs
    1 HOT SHIT
  2. 02
    Fiber Daddy3 poos in the pool · looking solid
    HOT STREAK
  3. 03
    AnonymousButRegular2 poos in the pool · emotionally unavailable
    FRESH DROP